Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary is a f**kin’ good place to find words like,simp and yeetus deletus.Many people f**king like this and so do I.So you better come on this for your favourite words.

Jim:“What does simp mean?”
Alex:“Just look at Urban Dictionary mate”

by Doggo24 May 17, 2020

Urban Dictionary

a sight where every single godamn definition includes gross sexual references and content. Half the writers are just 12 year old boys looking for a laugh and half the users are just horny teenaged boys looking up sexual innuendos so they can get off to the definitions. It was initially a good idea in 1999 when it was created by Aaron Peckham to keep up on slang, but the horny dumbass users decided to fuck it up so here we are.

Me: Hm, Urban Dictionary? I wonder what that is...*types into search bar*
Cookie: a woman's pussy
Me: gross...*types in another*
Greek: Anal sex
Me: Jesus Christ...
Sticky Buns: masturbating on a woman's ass
Herbal essences: The act of ripping open your girl's ass and pouring shampoo mixed with cum down the middle
Coconut: when a girl rides a dick and spells out coconut on it
Bush: pubic hair

Me:
Still me:
Me contemplating my existence:
Me: why Aaron Peckham why

by Cinnamon_Girl 🖤 October 21, 2021

Dirty Urban

When you get so drunk you start jerkin your gerkin in the middle of a hot sidewalk butt naked

Man I walked down muscle beach in LA and I saw someone doing the dirty urban

by Infinitedynamo September 12, 2021

Urban Dick

A person who makes up words so they can post meme articles on urbandictionary.com

Don't be such an urban dick, you waffle iron.

by Lex the Lawyer December 5, 2020

Urban Dictionary

seriously? your on the website of urban dictionary but this is it. An dictionary wrote by other people

wanna go on to urban dictionary?
sure

by LinguisticHeaven May 18, 2022

Urban dictionary

An Website That Difines Meanings Of Words.

Me: I like the Urban Dictionary

Bad person: Ugh no

by Goodgirl! Badgirl~ October 20, 2021

Urban Back Burner

A random, indefinite time period where Urban Dictionary rejects every definition that a person writes.

I seem to be on the Urban Back Burner as of late.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 9, 2021