brown-bag it

when a person is hyperventilating/breathing too much air you brown-bag it, meaning the person has to breathe into a brown bag in order to lower its oxygen levels and calm down

Person 1: Oh man, I can't take this, this is just too much....*breathing heavily*
Person 2: Alright, you need to relax, calm down. We gotta brown-bag it *hands the other person the brown bag to breathe into*

by FreshHomie April 3, 2017

Brown Defibrillator

After having done something physically exhausting, someone poops on your chest

After I had sex with my boss’s mom, she was so out of breath so I gave her a Brown Defibrillator

by This is not my real name July 14, 2022

B-More brown

When you take a dump on a girls chest and season it with Old Bay.

Last night got crazy. I gave my girlfriend a B-More Brown and now I'm out of seasoning for my crabs

by Nattybomo April 19, 2018

Joel Brown

love golf and book stuff and porn my favourite be granny and i love school like its my number 1 home

Joel Brown cant be defined is not normal

by Dankarooni June 15, 2018

avery brown

Thunder thighs delissio

chokes on ham and cheese sandwich

Avery brown has massive thighs

by Delissio June 11, 2019

Brandon Brown

Kid President.

The right choice.

Brandon Brown is my president.

by anonymous September 22, 2023

Brown pigeon

When a guy releases gas in a girls face when she is licking a guys balls from behind.

My bitch got a brown pigeon when licking my balls from behind.

by Brown Pigeon December 23, 2017