on the red sofa

having a period

You can come round if you like, but I should warn you... I’m on the red sofa.

by The Font March 18, 2015

red shadow

1. a stain left by period blood

2. the day after a woman's period

1. My wife left a red shadow on the couch again.
2. It's her red shadow so she's not feeling that great.

by oof owie oww oww December 26, 2017

Red head

dA RED HEAD MADE ME HED RED

kAYLA(Red head) IT STILL RED ....

by Kayle Mechelle da rooi kop September 3, 2019

Red lead

Tomato sauce

"My mother was inside, cooking the meat for the gravy. You know, red lead -- pork bones and veal. It was a Sunday."

by Cantaloupe Jones October 16, 2022

Red reading

The result of getting your palm 'red' after fingering a menstruating gypsy woman.

I was never a fan of finger painting with my dick, so I got my monthly red reading instead.

by ko0tje August 12, 2017

Red Thing

Sexy lingerie for women (or a fella) to wear for that special someone

Can you come over this weekend? Yes? Wear the red thing

by Karrisa Myass March 24, 2021

Red Eyes B. Dragon

The best card in Duel Monsters EVER!! :D

Me: I play Red Eyes B. Dragon!
Enemy: AAAAAH NO IM SO DED AAAH

by Lavender is beast February 11, 2019