cancer of the penis

when the penis has cancer and the remedy is to cut it to 1/2 inches..

"bro, can you take care of my soon to be ex-girlfriend coz i have cancer of the penis?"

by alcopaul August 26, 2023

Penis

A tool men have to please women use when horny.

Penis is a thing men have between their legs to please women!

Example:
Girl 1. - You totally need to get laid.
Girl 2. - Yea, haven’t gotten dick for a while now.
Girl 1. - I know a guy with a huge penis, I’ll totally set you up with him if you want.
Girl 2. - Yeah! Sure!

by Cactusishot February 22, 2020

Penis Hut

A place where tired penises can cum to warm up after a long hard day.(A slut's vagina)

My dick was cold so I warmed him up in the nearest Penis Hut

by Ass_eating_101 December 29, 2015

victors penis

Something that is so microscopic you can’t even see it.

“Aaron totally has victors penis”

by Maddie4568 October 21, 2022

bifercated penis

a bifercated penis is a dick that splits in half

fuck my dick split
Fucken bifercated penis'

by jfurey March 21, 2016

chameleon penis

penis that blends in with its surroundings

girl #1: guess who sent me dick pics last night
girl #2: blake? again?

girl #3: he still have the chameleon penis?
girl #1: of course he does, once a chameleon penis always a chameleon penis

by pixelatedtitties June 19, 2019

penis weight lifting day

an international day held on the 22nd of march where males around the world lift weight with their genitals

i’m so excited for penis weight lifting day !

by excalibur3000 January 30, 2020