penis

God's gift to women.

" Engage in sexual intercourse with a woman by excreting inserting your penis into her vagina"- Caucasian male, 50 wearing glasses, white goatie and hoodie as a prank on various newstations.

by helloiseektoinform June 16, 2019

penis

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penis is a funny word

by sillyshwanksta July 9, 2024

Penis

The male genital organ of higher vertebrates, carrying the duct for the transfer of sperm during copulation. In humans and most other mammals, it consists largely of erectile tissue and serves also for the elimination of urine.

"You have to have a penis to have seggs!"

by penguinisreallygay March 3, 2024

Penis

Something that proves god is real

And why the fuck did you search this up

ur penis is small as fuck

by Old Bread April 30, 2023

Penis OX

When your penis is so far turtled inside itself that it needs some goddamn oxygen.

Don holds the Guinness World Record of penis ox of 38 years.

by Chezwegs September 16, 2020

PENIS FART

TEEHEETEEHEE

i want to penis fart on you

by jadenmolinaisapissbaby June 22, 2023

Penis wrinkle

When someone gets you Burger King

GOD DAMIT PENIS WRINKLES

by Thesenutsinyourmo, April 28, 2022