red-naked

Blushing from embarrassment from being caught by surprise while naked .

The locksmith found her red-naked in the yard near the locked and wind slammed front door.

by ShipyardRambler May 5, 2021

Red Ram

A Red Ram is the nickname for a woman who drives a red Dodge Ram, usually with a mud racing sticker on it. These women are generally closeted lesbians looking to get pegged.

I was out at lunch the other day and ran into a Red Ram. I saw the sticker and I knew.

by Rickybooby42069 November 18, 2021

Red lagoon

The not uncommon practice of falling into a females nether regions after copious amounts of brandy and trying to remove your trousers whilst she is having a chernobyl level menstral meltdown

Him “you’re getting it”
Her “mon then”
he falls

Him “eeeee gaad”
Her “oh god aye”

Him “what’s on my face”
Her “welcome to the RED LAGOON bitch”

by Vickys Red Lagoon February 3, 2018

Red Muffin

When a circumsised man vigorously masterbates so frequently or having done so in quick and rapid succession, the tip of penis begins to turn red, creating a similar likeness to a red muffin top.

"Man I've jerked off to Katy Perry so many times I've got a red muffin.

by ArmoredArtichoke May 11, 2016

Tennessee red plum

When she pulls ur asshole out and licks ur inner guts clean

Last night my girlfriend Tennessee red plumed me all night

by BiggyPP:P November 5, 2019

Red and green

Kind of like Christmas colors, blood is red, money is green, and those are the two colors most people no matter their surface shade of skin are thinking about most of the time. Even the colorblind.

Red and green is what is on most people's minds most of the time.

by The Original Agahnim July 2, 2021

Red

Very very very very very very cute and very very very very very wholesome person who will also bully someone

Red is so wholesome
Red is a big bully
Red is a cutie

by NPC.QUEST.GIVER September 7, 2020