cat

Something that shits in the house, and something that doesn't do shit in the house.

I have a cat. Why did I buy him?

by Ereck Flowers November 24, 2018

Cats

Cats are adorable cuddly creatures

Omg look at that adorable cats

by Bellacat November 22, 2018

Cat

A small furry ball with whiskers and a tail they have cute eyes. They have a nice cute side and a sassy side.Cats are beautiful animals and there my favorite animal!

I love cats there are great,beautiful or awesome 😎

by Ruth my cat February 5, 2019

Shawn The Cat

The best cat sock puppet in the world who just went through a divorce and is over his ex. He also has a youtube channel that is Shawn The Cat

"Shawn The Cat is way to good for Finn (his ex husband)"

by iamchimychonga June 13, 2019

Cat

A Cute Little Fucker™ that will claw your eyes out for no reason, but you live it anyways

Person1: Hey, I didn't know you owned a cat.

Person2: I don't, It owns me.

Person1: Can I pet it?

Person1 got scratched because fuck you

by GodteirCats October 10, 2020

Cat

Wilbur

Cat is Wilbur Wilbur is cat

by Lwieieowpwojqqkekrk April 5, 2022

Tapping the Cat

When a girl masturbates

"I'm gonna go tap the cat now"

Guy #1: "I heard Lynn was tapping the cat. What's that mean?"

Guy #2: "it's just another word for masturbating, man."

by iamyourdaddy6669 April 23, 2015