Penis farte

The act of farting out of your penis and it bleeds

You: did you penis farte last night?
Me: Yes

by Hanime gg May 8, 2022

My penis

What I gave your mom last night

My penis is large- a 1 inch

by WON'TLETMENAMEMYSELF May 30, 2021

PENIS

A THING THAT A BOY HAS THAT GOES INTO TO TE VIGINA AND THEN MAKE A BABY

GUY: HI IM PENIS

guy2 : I WANT A BIG ONE

by [e-mail] June 19, 2018

Fucker’s Penis

In the same vain as tennis elbow, and athlete’s foot . The pain in a specific body part from extreme overuse

Rich : Hey Mike , you okay buddy ? Why you walking like that ? Ate some bad tacos last night?
Mike : Nah , I wish !....

...I hooked up with a young hottie and had crazy sex all night , and now I have a serious case of fucker’s penis .

by Cam11 September 14, 2019

Penis puller

Someone who's an asshole.

John was such a penis puller today when he pushed me down the stairs.

by Bitches420 February 15, 2021

Pennsylvania Penis Punisher

The sexual act where you are thigh fucking a girl whilst another girl is sucking your cock with her teeth on the other side of her thighs, you must scream liberty while ringing a bell and wearing an Amish straw hat.

Dude, I got the best Pennsylvania Penis Punisher of my life last night.

by Penny Nigga March 11, 2024

my penis is crying

when you're bladder is so full it feels like you're penis is cryong

I NEED TO PEE SO MUCH PEE AHH MY PENIS IS CRYING

by ballsackmcgee420 May 14, 2025