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tar monkey

Well well well them blackies, them "you havent unlocked this character yet people" "kfc muncher"
Omg i see a "tar monkey" i hate nig-
by Snigle January 28, 2024
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monkey

a monkey is a black person so called a "nigga"
by pusse gyat January 29, 2024
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Monkey With No Sack

This defines a monkey that is missing its sack. This means they can have no children so they are lonely, This defines what it means to have no sack as a Silver Back Gorilla
Wow this Monkey With No Sack is very sad.
by wdkwhdkwhjwd January 31, 2024
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Monkey Brain

When you act on primal instincts and drives, such as a desire to mate, eat or procure shelter. Is in opposition of acting rationally.
Alec: Bro you know she isn't into you why are still trying to get laid?
Mathew: I don't know man, total monkey brain.
by drmaurice February 1, 2024
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Jammy Monkey

Derivation of Monkey Face - a female wipes period blood on the face of her partner during cunnilingus and then proceeds to stick pubic hair to said partner’s face using the blood as a rudimentary adhesive.
“Christ, when I glanced in the mirror I looked like a badly beaten up Bee-Gee but it turns out Sharon had just given me a sly jammy monkey”
by Dirk shufflebum February 7, 2024
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mimi monkey

a gorilla monkey that is very cooll and verh cool and loves to sleep but doens t sleep but very cool
by the official cookie boy December 10, 2022
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Monkey

When you see one of these cotton pickers tell them about how you fucked their mom last night
"Hey Jamal, you sure are a monkey!"
Jamal:"fuck off albino"
by I♡hotmonkeys December 12, 2022
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