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Monkey Hat 

When a Haitian shits into a coconut and then puts the coconut on someone’s head
Kaden: Yo I saw someone get a monkey hat last night!
Jamal: That was me!
Kaden: SHEEEEEEESH
Monkey Hat by Daddy Piccolae December 24, 2021
Some black mofo
Monkey by Big_wiener beaner December 27, 2021

Monkey balls 

Hairy big blacks balls that can fit in your grandmother’s mouth.
Grandmother: Those are big black monkey balls.
Monkey balls by CallMeSlippy January 5, 2022

Monkey Miami Ball Crusher 

When you punch someone in the balls at mach 20 and devastate any dreams they have along side their bills at the hospital.
Most effective in cemeteries.
Holy SHIT!!! That guy got MONKEY MIAMI BALL CRUSHERED!!!
Did you hear about John? He got Monkey Miami Ball Crushed at the party, he's never gonna recover from that...

Monkey party 

The act of killing someone with a pack of wild monkeys
Addison Rae gets mauled to death by a monkey party
Monkey party by waaiayki January 17, 2022