Someone who is capable of holding extremely contradicting opinions, views, ideas and values at any given point. Although you wouldn't know which opinions they hold until you observe which circle of friends they are currently occupying.
Mac: May has a serious case of Schrödinger's Friend. I swear, she's a completely different person when hanging out with Mal and Matt!
by Goose-Motion February 8, 2023
Get the Schrödinger's Friend mug.Fake bitches that will leave you sooner or later, dont fuck with em, be with yourself, enjoy yourself in bed of course and yes. Have fun with yourself.
by Zyneex September 10, 2018
Get the Friends mug.Someone who you used to be friends with (or still are) but won’t leave you alone and won’t let you hang out with anyone else. They probably have nobody else to hang out with and you can’t dump them because you can’t escape them.
Simon: “Bro, Ryan is such a clingy friend!”
Luca: “I know! He’s so annoying!”
Simon: “I wish I was never friends with him.”
Luca: “I know! He’s so annoying!”
Simon: “I wish I was never friends with him.”
by GreatBanner16 November 23, 2023
Get the Clingy Friend mug.A sandbox friend is someone that you have more fun with than anyone else . They fill you Oxytocin so high it’s over Flowing .
Your so comfortable with them you can just be yourself
Your so comfortable with them you can just be yourself
by True friends October 6, 2020
Get the sandbox friend mug.Someone you can cry on, someone you fight with but work through it. A friend isn't someone who likes to be mean a friend is someone who can be seen in public with you even if you're the grossest kid in school XD. A friend is someone who won't replace you with an old friend or a new one. A friend will include you in everything.
Jill: "Omg! Have you seen the way Ceoni and Bryan and Tierra stick together! They're such great friends! I think they were in kindergarten together.
Sarah: "They're going to grow up to become very important or amazing people together."
Sarah: "They're going to grow up to become very important or amazing people together."
by Miss.Know.It.All_. December 4, 2017
Get the friend mug.A coworker who you friend during the lunch shift because both of your real friends normally work dinner. When dinner shift arrives, you go your separate ways and do not acknowledge each other.
by Lunchann November 25, 2017
Get the Lunch Shift Friend mug.Someone that says they are your friend but then stabs you in the back with a cold knife and twists it
by Coffeefan_1 June 27, 2017
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