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Cat Wall

A wall of pictures made by a crazy cat lady. The pictures are likely to include both meme's and pictures of their own cats. If at work the manager needs to be careful she doesn't get carried away and cover the whole of the office. A way of doing this is to offer a new picture as a reward for good work. This may encourage the crazy cat lady to be more productive
I've added another picture to my cat wall
by 3001spike October 3, 2018
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Cat

A creature that dosent care.

If u die it will eat you!!!
Yo I eat dogs but ive never tried a cat.
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Cat

No. 1 - Cats are literal thieves who have the one goal of annoying you to shit. They usually do this to get your attention. Once this attention has been gained, they expect you to scratch them in the literal perfect place or will make their displeasure known by giving you a scar that will last a lifetime. If you have somehow figured out how to scratch them correctly, they will walk everywhere and expect you to follow them (don't follow them). But deep down, you are their favorite thing to ever exist

No. 2 - Living organisms that either have the softest or harshest fur around. Their back may be the most unpleasant thing you've ever touched, while their breast is absolutely incredibly soft.

No. 3 - Something you can't live without once you get one. Many people compare them to dogs, but they are completely different. "Dog" and "Cat" people usually have one main difference: their ability to love. If you have ever had a cat, you know you sometimes wish they died or ran away forever. But when this animal dies, you almost wish yourself to die because you realize just how much they mean to you once they're gone. If you can love a bad cat when you have one, know you are a wonderful, compassionate person that probably doesn't have what they deserve.
PERSON TWO (dog owner): "Dude, have you ever had a dog? They're so lovable and you can just get another one and never notice your old one was gone."

PERSON ONE (cat owner): "No, and I don't plan on getting one. My cat is everything I'll ever need."

PERSON TWO: "Hasn't you're cat almost destroyed every skin cell on your body? You're just a lump of scars!"

PERSON ONE: "You don't understand because you're a dog person. If you every get a cat, which I'm not suggesting you do, you'd know that they're irreplaceable."

PERSON TWO: "Maybe that's true, but I'm an Apple person and literally don't change my opinion on anything. You're probably a better person than I'll ever be!"
by anonymous December 29, 2024
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Cat

A mammal with 4 legs and stands on all of them. There are many different breeds. Usually has floppy ears and barks. It has pup cups and dog food as food. It sometimes gets put down for biting children.

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The dogs is bad”
“TBHE CAT IS BAD:”no n on o no no
by Hiiiiiiguysitsme October 6, 2023
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Stripey Cat

A cat that is obsessed with a little red dot. She meows loudly in the morning and always needs attention. She usually refuses to leave the room unless you either carry her out or make her chase the red dot out. Also had her own Netflix account.
Stripey cat is under the bed again. Where’s the laser?
by ATM300zx May 23, 2019
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download a cat

To commit first degree murder, or a similar crime.
"Hey bro, I'm going to download a cat."
"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? I AM GOING TO IMMEDIATELY CALL THE PROPER AUTHORITIES."
by \\\/\ October 26, 2020
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by i am very silly February 28, 2022
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