Lap Dance December

In december you can get a free lap dance from anybody.

Boy 1: Hey you have to give me a lap dance!
Girl 1: Why?
Boy 1: Because its lap dance december!
Girl 1: Oh! Ok you can Get a lap dance.

by Jean Philip November 4, 2020

No Squirt December

No Squirt December is when when a female must go the whole month without masterbating or having sexual intercourse or any sexual conflict of that nature for the whole month on decomber

Hey emma, wanna bang?

Nah im ok its no squirt December.

by Wrld333 November 5, 2020

No Finger December

This is the month we’re girls can’t finger there 🐱 since couldn’t beat our 🥩 on no nut November you will have to wait till next year sorry girls

Girl 1:you now what’s today

Girl 2:damn it it’s no finger December 😠
Girl 1:I know we can’t finger ourselves 😩

by Fer_cuh_。—。 November 6, 2020

NO FINGER DECEMBER

NO FINGER DECEMBER is for the girls because since we can’t do No Nut November I say we do the same to the girls so no finger December until next year sorry girls

Girl 1: you know what’s today

Girl 2:no?
Girl 1: it’s no finger December !!!
Girl 2:BUT WHY
Girl 1: CAUSE IT NO FINGER DECEMBER

by Fer_cuh_。—。 November 6, 2020

No hoodie December

No hoodie december means that no boys can wear hoodies throughout December. Girls can go what they want

Girls: Give me your hoodies

Boys: why
Girls: because no hoodie December

by Bang1585 November 6, 2020

No hoodie December

No hoodie december means that no boys can wear hoodies throughout December. Girls can go what they want

Girls: Give me your hoodies

Boys: why
Girls: because no hoodie December

by Bang1585 November 6, 2020

No dick December

Girls are not allowed to use dildoes or anything to masturbate or have sex with any guy for the month of December because if a guy has to try no nut November, girls should get a try at it.

Hey joe I can’t have sex or masterbate for you because it’s no dick December

by Autism anus November 6, 2020