jerk face butt

When your homies butt looks like a face and they're being a jerk

Mario is such a jerk face butt with his loudness.

by tehheppehp September 12, 2017

slimmy butt sex

Putting any kind of BBQ sauce in your brothers but going ham while pulling back on his head

Me and my bro had slimmy butt sex in the store

by Bigkountry575 September 30, 2017

Butt cheek slasher

A person who rubs Dylan's butt cheeks until... Well. Until they get tired of it.

Wow. It's you! The Butt Cheek Slasher? Run away!

by StangBang! October 17, 2017

canadian butt hockey

When a Canadian boy becomes a man, he goes into the woods with 11 other boys to the secret ice rink. They squeeze a wolverine until a round hockey puck shaped poo appears. (This is a brutal process which often requires the use of many wolverines, since many are squeezed till they pop) If a suitable wolerine is found, a badger or large rabbit works too. They then play hockey using frozen geese. If the ceremony is interrupted by a Bigfoot, then the boys are cursed to never be men and eventually become transgender. The winners of the game brutally slaughter the losing team's players using only a stick and a pine cone. The winners also claim all of the losers maple syrup and women

Carl: We're both about to be men, and i want your syrup and women!
Bobby:let's settle this with a game of Canadian butt hockey!

by Daddy Lala from Canada June 18, 2018

alabama butt quincher

A woman that is so ugly, so hideous, that it makes your butt Quinch involuntarily. More times than not she is packing something downstairs.

Man that girl Josef brought home is a real Alabama butt quincher. I hope he has some lube in his bedroom, because he's in for a surprise.

by TheRealStinkyCheese July 5, 2016

Pee In His Butt

A term used by Ramiro Martinez to indicate that he wants to pee in another man's anus

Ram: Damn look at that man's ass

White boy (Cristian): I know he's got a good one

Ram: Yeah I think I want to pee in his butt

by GiantSmellyPoopPile July 4, 2016

Butt fucked by a witch

when you think you can handle something but you cant.

"Dude, i got butt fucked by a witch when i drank Ayahuasca!"

by Ihatepeople12 May 30, 2016