ya figga deal me

To understand someone

If you don't stop yelling, I am going to punch you in the face. Ya figga deal me?

by nattty March 6, 2008

That shit had me dead

Something so funny that all you could do is soak it in and laugh in the inside cause it was too much .

I was watching Kevin hart standup , that shit had me dead

by Dime piece Marie March 2, 2017

me when among us

when the impsotr sus

me when among us plays prooperly

by emilyday March 2, 2021

oh me oh my

a phrase used to soften the blow or distract from the intensity of the statement said prior

I NEED TO BE SHOT…. oh me oh my

by space penguin April 26, 2022

you've got to be shitting me

A different way to say "you've got to be kidding me." Or "you're pulling my leg."

A phrase of disbelief.

Usually used in a playful manner.

Example 1: (playful)

Man: I have a double rainbow shirt.
Woman: You've got to be shitting me!
Man: Nah! Totally got one!
Woman: No fucking way.
Man: Way.

Example 2: (serious)

Man 1: I was waiting around to be picked up for three damn hours.
Man 2: Dude... you've got to be shitting me.
Man 1: Fuckin serious, man.

by LCNeko December 30, 2015

Stop playing with me in the comments

Stop trying me; dont play me; don’t do me;

Girl “stop playing with me in the comments” I’m not the one to be played with

by Starjackson June 25, 2020

Have you met me?

What you say to someone when they act surprised by something you did that is totally you. Used whenever someone shows they don't know you as well as they think.

Riley: "Kelley, why did you eat the last piece of cake?"
Kelley: "HAVE YOU MET ME?"

by Skippyelvis May 25, 2018