Urban Dictionary

The fucking worst dictionary and best dictionary ever

YO THE URBAN DICTIONARY IS MAKING MY CUM DUDE

by UR FUCKING MOTHER OML August 12, 2022

Urban Time Wasting

When a berk contributes a word to UD that is basically their name followed by a definition that says (for girls) ‘xxx is the kindest most beautiful girl in the world’ or (for boys) ‘xxx has an enormous penis.’ Invariably (and I mean invariably) the contributor has a really stupid name.

Boy 1: Did you see that definition on UD of the word Shylwagh?

Boy 2: Yeah, she must be the kindest most beautiful girl in the world.

Boy 1: No. She was just Urban Time Wasting. Probs the only people who think her kind and beautiful are her doting parents who have to say something to stop her spiralling into a vortex of suicidal despair given her repulsive mug and her horrible personality. And what a stupid name!

Girl 1: Did you see that definition on UD of the word Crendio?

Girl 2: Yeah. Apparently he has the biggest cock in the known universe.

Girl 1: No. He’s just Urban Time Wasting. As well as a stupid name I’ll bet he’s so fat he won’t have seen his genitalia since he was ten. So how would he have a clear idea of his cock size compared to other Urban Time Wasting wankers?

by Mphresources August 15, 2022

urban donkey

urban donkey
When Urban dic does not post your word

Oh Urban Donkey will not release my dope ass new word
They are a COCKWOBBLE

by FPatch Smeites Bonetown urban August 17, 2022

urban dictionary

the best site to find out what words mean

"hey what site would i use for my definition?"
"definitly urban dictionary!!"

by matkjnkmew August 17, 2022

DONT URBAN QHY

Yea I new and i said DONT URBAN QHY
also he/she is the best bot on mppclone

DONT URBAN QHY, QHY IS A BOTTTTTTTTTTTT

by 𝑨𝒏𝒐𝒏𝒚𝑪𝒍𝒂𝒏 August 19, 2022

Urban Dictionary

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Nobody asked:
Nobody freakin' asked ok

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by Orrinpants August 22, 2022

People in an Urban Dictionary description

They know the truth now.

Person 1: "Howdy-do, another beautiful day!
A random stranger: "WE LIVE INSIDE AN URBAN DICTIONARY DECRIPTION! YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME!"
Urban Dictionary Creator: "Take em' away boys. He knows too much.
A random stranger: THINK ABOUT IT PERSON 1! Do you remember what you ate yesterday? Who is your mom? Why is your name "Person 1"? CAN YOU EVEN SEE ME RIGHT NOW?! You have to help me! help us esca-"
Urban dictionary creator: You don't believe anything he said down there, do ya?
Person 1: um... uh... nope!
Urban dictionary creator: good.
Person 1: "Wait. What's gonna happen now? am I going to die? Am I going to be erased from the universe forever? NO PLEASE! HELP ME ! HELP-

Dear urban dictionary editors: Please let this story of People in an Urban Dictionary description through. I spent 30 mins on it. By the way, your hair is looking very nice today! And that outfit too! very niiiiiiice!

by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner August 23, 2022