National beat the living fuck out of your best friend day

Beat the absolute fuck out of your best friend on April 19th

I can’t wait for National beat the living fuck out of your best friend day!

by xx.l0ser.g0ldie.xx April 17, 2023

Dog friend

A bad friend, typically a backstabber or a snitch.

Norman/Alex/Boris/K______ K_______, u a dog friend fo breaking Pranvas nose.

by rs09 February 19, 2024

revenge friend

When your boyfriend/girlfriend keeps their phone locked all the time but won’t tell you why. So you lock you own phone and get your own friend out of revenge.

“Who are you texting right now? Is it serious? “No it’s just my revenge friend.”

by BlueCurry31773 December 04, 2021

Revenge Friend

A “friend” that you romantically pursue out of revenge for something that your significant other did.

“My wife pissed me off so bad tonight that I’m going to sext my revenge friend”

by BlueCurry31773 December 04, 2021

goldfish friend

a type of friend that tends to forget you exist when they make new friends, or get a new girl/boyfriend, and then come crawling back if/when the relationship ends.

similar to a goldfish forgetting something in its tank and rediscovering it after swimming around the entire tank.

“did you hear that marcus broke up with kristina?”

“yeah, he came crawling back to me after ghosting me for a month. he’s such a goldfish friend, i hate when he does this shit.”

by crackerjack9 April 13, 2022

national hug a friend day :)

you can hug any friend you would like 👍

me: *hug*
friend: why did you hug me?

me: it’s national hug a friend day :)

by emdjdjenjf December 07, 2021

Ghost Friends

People who keep in regular contact but don’t have actually conversations.

We send each other memes everyday but I don’t know what’s going on in their life. I guess we’re Ghost Friends?

by godsgiantbuttcrack May 23, 2023