Brown Kazoo

When a person is performing oral sex on another person's anus and audibly hums while doing so.

Oleg played Libby's "Brown Kazoo" when he hummed "Don't Stop Believin'" by Journey while eating her butthole.

by VelveyJ. January 26, 2022

kyrsten brown

Kyrsten Brown is a girl that is very Stong and loud and black and ghetto and funny and Pretty and mean and always make you laugh and she’s the best person to be friend

“Have you heard that Seth like Kyrsten brown”
“Yeah Kaden does too”
“Who would’nt like kyrstenbrown she the “it” girl”

by Tomato_soup33 June 2, 2023

avi brown

most avi browns are probably pretty dumb

occasionally funny but just does stupid things a lot
big disappointment
sometimes ok
decent at csgo

yo avi brown
hey holy sheep
whats up
nothing just chillin on the sticks

by shocollo October 29, 2020

Mrs Brown

The act of shitting on a Irish MILF/GILF during sex

Mate I met this Irish girl yesterday at the club, she was so freaky we did a Mrs Brown.

by Gglingser March 13, 2022

Brown sugar oatmeal

The ejaculation of semen into a black woman's rectum, and sucking it out. Resulting in a nice white oatmeal surrounded by brown sugar.

"Gerald went home and decided to give his wife the Ol' brown sugar oatmeal. He came over in the morning with a napkin wiping his jowels."

by Kneegrodamus October 22, 2013

Brown's Sapient Evolutionary Theory

The theory that an intelligent pre-human race with entirely black sclera (eyes) evolved to the status of a civilization and technological mastery greater than that of the present human race on the planet earth, the population of which is entirely genetically manipulated and produced by cloning. These aliens/extra-terrestrials may inhabit any number of planets, including in our own solar system, and possess ultimate power over the earth according to the theory. Intelligent apes from before human history according to Brown's Sapient Evolutionary Theory cloned humanity and dominated them as slaves, and presently treat them lower than cats, dogs, and monkeys, treating all human beings as political chess pieces and science experiments.

Brown's Sapient Evolutionary Theory is depressing, but probably true.

by CoaltownBrown January 2, 2023

Lauren brown

A wonderful and charming beauty. A women of excellence and the princess of peace. Lauren is loved by all of her employees. Drain plug loves her the most though….

“Wow! You almost look as good as Lauren brown!”

by Mahdi company June 5, 2022