Penis

Something small

My penis is small

by Isacjjk June 6, 2022

Penis

The one body part you can't stop lying about

"My penis is 12 inches long!"
"Yeah right lol"

by Fightnperish June 7, 2022

Penis

Penis is a penis, you like penis? you touched your best guy friend on the shoulder?? YOUR GAY and you like penis's

noah: hey dude can you rub my shoulder

jake: sure

narrator: gasp your gay now because you are rubbing his shoulders means you like penis

by Batisgay June 10, 2022

Penis

Meat candle.

Wow if i blow on that meat candle itll probably go out really fast.
penis

by your favorite faggot June 11, 2022

penis popper

Small, frozen bite size versions of the real thing.

Sold in the freezer section of the supermarket,

normally maintained out of reach of fat ladies and especially mexicans.

My latina ex-girlfriend's six yr old daughter kept going to the fridge, asking for penis poppers.

"Excuse me, those are only for kids!" said the cashier to the fat mexican lady purchasing a box of penis poppers.

by ice cream coño June 12, 2022

Penis

What body part my uncle touched

Mom : have you been touching jimmys penis again?

Uncle : hell yea bitch

by Greasy dick inspector June 13, 2022

penis

the one and only thing that i would like to suck.

i want that in my mouth "penis"

by anonymous June 14, 2022