crusty shit

shit that is really dried up and will crumble if you step on it.

Crusty shit that's found on the seat of an old outback dunnycan.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

shit stamp

When you pull your dick out of a shitty ass and slap it on the other persons back casuing a shitty outline of your dick.

After i pulled out i shit stampped that whore, then she shit on my balls.

by Edrick Von Barrick October 30, 2007

shit split

The act in which a grown man wears a thong(preferably yellow) and takes a shit. The thong in turn spliting the pinched load in half to either side of the thong.

Oh my god Tom, I was partying with Jason last night and he totally pulled off a perfect shit split.

by Misc Man January 3, 2008

shit lag

similar to jet lag, but regarding faeces and the irregularity of bowl dropping

man #1 - hey man. i've just had 28 shits in just two and a half days and before that i hadn't had one in months.

by stoive March 7, 2005

prick shit

A guy who is a complete ass hole that everyone hates but he still thinks he's really cool

Charlie is such a prick shit doesn't he realize that he is a sundance kid

by John Brooks February 19, 2005

Shit ruined

To get pwd, or owned. A slang to lose, really badly

Germany got their shit ruined by Brazil, in the 2002, world cup.

by Shaft-o February 7, 2003

air shit

To fart; to shit only in the form of a gas. To pass gas but no solid matter. A term coined by myself and whose credit is stolen by my girlfriend.

Someone just air shited all over this room.

by Chris W H January 10, 2007