The journalistic style of many Mainstream Media NEWS organizations that purports to foretell the future rather than report on the present. Often times used as a persuasive tool to make a population DO or BELIEVE in something.
Did you see CNN last night? Fortune Cookie NEWS claims the end of the world is coming unless we vote for candidate "X".
by Sun 'n Rain July 2, 2022
Get the Fortune Cookie NEWSmug. Getting gangbanged by exactly 27 men in Papua New Guinea while sticking your penis in a lubed up tailpipe
by The Papua New Guinea tailpiper April 23, 2025
Get the Papua New Guinea Tailpipemug. by Some Fatass on the Internet June 19, 2025
Get the Fox Newsmug. An unbelievably sexxy girl. She looks good enough to be a model and drives all the guys crazzzzyyy. She has bright blue eyes and an amazing body ;) She's also one of the most fun and craziest girls youll meet.
by RiRi29 August 25, 2011
Get the Taylor Newmug. Involving two parties, and a bottle of IHOP syrup. One person lays down with a Vietnam style hard on, and lathers the syrup all over their cock. The other person gets in a crab walk position, and puts their light blue French tipped feet around the person's syrup lathered cock, and then using their arms spins around the person while squeezing the other parties cock with great force.
by 10v2v2 August 28, 2025
Get the New York Brake Jobmug. Don’t look at me, it’s way too soon to see what’s gonna be, don’t look at me, all my life I never knew, what I could be, what I could do, Then we were new ooooooooooooooooooooo
You came along, and made my life a song, one lucky day, you came along just in time well I was searching fora rock, you came along then we were new. We can do what we want we can live as we choose: you see there’s no guarantee we’ve got nothing to loose don’t look at me, I can’t deny the truth. It’s plain to see don’t look at me all my life I never knew what I could be what I could do, then we were new ooooooooooooo
We can do what we want we can live as we choose you see there’s no guarantee we’ve got nothing to lose
Don’t look at me it’s way too soon to see what’s gonna be don’t look at me all my life I never knew what I could be what I could do then we were new oooooooooooooo
Then we were new
Now we are new
This song makes you feel like a fookin tortoise
You came along, and made my life a song, one lucky day, you came along just in time well I was searching fora rock, you came along then we were new. We can do what we want we can live as we choose: you see there’s no guarantee we’ve got nothing to loose don’t look at me, I can’t deny the truth. It’s plain to see don’t look at me all my life I never knew what I could be what I could do, then we were new ooooooooooooo
We can do what we want we can live as we choose you see there’s no guarantee we’ve got nothing to lose
Don’t look at me it’s way too soon to see what’s gonna be don’t look at me all my life I never knew what I could be what I could do then we were new oooooooooooooo
Then we were new
Now we are new
This song makes you feel like a fookin tortoise
It’s a song, you don’t sing songs in sentences
Arthur: hey lad
Me: *sings new - Paul McCartney*
It’s a great song, you should listen to it
Arthur: hey lad
Me: *sings new - Paul McCartney*
It’s a great song, you should listen to it
by The ant nerd December 7, 2019
Get the New - Paul McCartneymug. by FreakyPeaceOmeat March 22, 2019
Get the New Agemug.