leave me in your mother

That's what happens when a russian tries to translate an arabic oriented phrase from hebrew to english :-)
The "In your mother" is a shorthand for "in your mothers life" which is a phrase close in its meaning to something that is very precious and dear to you.
So I would translate it as "do me a very big favour (as big and important as your mothers life) and leave me alone".

She: Let's go to my parents this friday
He: Leave me, in your mother

by Red Shaya March 27, 2005

ya figga deal me

To understand someone

If you don't stop yelling, I am going to punch you in the face. Ya figga deal me?

by nattty March 6, 2008

you've got to be shitting me

A different way to say "you've got to be kidding me." Or "you're pulling my leg."

A phrase of disbelief.

Usually used in a playful manner.

Example 1: (playful)

Man: I have a double rainbow shirt.
Woman: You've got to be shitting me!
Man: Nah! Totally got one!
Woman: No fucking way.
Man: Way.

Example 2: (serious)

Man 1: I was waiting around to be picked up for three damn hours.
Man 2: Dude... you've got to be shitting me.
Man 1: Fuckin serious, man.

by LCNeko December 30, 2015

Have you met me?

What you say to someone when they act surprised by something you did that is totally you. Used whenever someone shows they don't know you as well as they think.

Riley: "Kelley, why did you eat the last piece of cake?"
Kelley: "HAVE YOU MET ME?"

by Skippyelvis May 25, 2018

That shit had me dead

Something so funny that all you could do is soak it in and laugh in the inside cause it was too much .

I was watching Kevin hart standup , that shit had me dead

by Dime piece Marie March 2, 2017

Stop playing with me in the comments

Stop trying me; dont play me; don’t do me;

Girl “stop playing with me in the comments” I’m not the one to be played with

by Starjackson June 25, 2020

me when among us

when the impsotr sus

me when among us plays prooperly

by emilyday March 2, 2021