double xp sleep

When you don’t have work but still somehow wake up at 7am so you decide to beat your dick and go back to bed only to wake up at 4pm and beat your dick again.

Dude, I don’t have work tomorrow. Might have to get in some double xp sleep while I have the chance.

by Sköl July 18, 2019

Double Memed

Two memes at once. Double meme penetration. Messy.

Sami: "did you do the history project?"
James: "yeah I got high and made it into a vaporwave edit. I double memed it."

by fiberoneprotein March 20, 2016

double-dipping

Having sex with an ex. Fucking them again after dumping that piece of shit.

"Did you slee0 with your ex?"
"No way! No double-dipping, man!"

by flukeshot December 27, 2016

Double Fisting

When you hold an alcoholic beverage in both hands.

Valerie was totally wasted last night. She was double fisting the second she entered the pub.

by SPLASHPUTIN November 20, 2022

double trouble

when you are having sex with a pregnant women, and the fetus proceeds to give you a blowjob all at once.

“yo brady i took this girl home from the club, and she happened to be pregnant”

“that’s awesome dude! did you end up getting a double trouble?”

“yessir, you already know”

by D3c1an March 12, 2025

double-cousin-nephew

Son of their maternal first cousin with the paternal first cousin or double-first cousin’s son.

My double-cousin-nephew is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

double blank

A domino without any white spots, I.e. a person with very dark skin.

Sheila's new boyfriend Leroy , he's a double blank.

by Hamster73 March 22, 2024