dick shaving

The art of forcing your penis into a mechanical or electrical pencil sharpener.

Mark used to be 7 inches, but after his dick shaving he’s a solid 4.

by Mr. Chef of TF2 February 2, 2018

coconut dick

When a penis greatly resembles a coconut, generally belongs to Brazilians

Hell yes I love this coconut dick spill your juicy coconut milk all over me!!!

by Meatbeatjamal69 January 31, 2017

dick squash

Somebody who is constantly ruining the fun. A person who rarely adds anything positive to the situation.

"Wow, Tyler is such a dick squash. I literally have never been more bummed by a human's presence."

by Mboyj February 2, 2017

dick in an ass

Term used to express a warning or comment about a person's or oneself negative actions, decisions, comments, etc.

Stephanie, you've been such a dick in an ass!

iont wanna be such a dick in an ass but your butt looks a little brown today

by yummyjunk March 18, 2020

Covid dick

The opposite of whisky dick.

When a male is deprived of sexual intercourse due do covid or other uncontrollable actors of god but, not typically prone to premature ejaculation.

Bekah: last time he lasted forever but , i don’t know...last night was awful! He must have had Covid dick.

Karen: Covid dick?

Bekah: He nutted in me like right away!

by Zilliondollar July 2, 2020

Twiddle Dick

Moving you penis in a side to side motion very quickly; A form of Grinding.

Josh was doing the Twiddle dick while grinding on Stacy and she was loving it.

by Dark69 January 28, 2013

pinch that dick

An affectionate way to acknowledge a friends story about him or herself: a simple phrase used in the urban community to describe anything and everything.

tod-" hey can i borrow twent dollars?''
jeremiah-" pinch that dick playboi"
tod-"thanks man"

2. yo son, pinch that......
3. raise your glasses and pinch that dick!!!

by pauliepancakes June 24, 2013