Cheese wheel

A nickname given to a male with a penis that is wider than it is long. Otherwise known as a choad.

That guy over there has a cheese wheel.

by 300rum July 27, 2014

Osue cheese

It’s smells like blue cheese but no it’s just Oscar’s dick cheese and it’s even blue

Osue cheese smells so bad and is it always blue

by Ravengaspabigdick June 6, 2023

Cheesed

Meaning angry, pissed off, or frustrated.

I'm so CHEESED right now!

by SquiddoKiddo August 20, 2016

The Cheese Man

If your name is the cheese man, aka Alfie Spittle then you are a top shagger at cherry fucking Bay. Went Zante and ended up eating out an OAP on the kitchen side that had crabs. Drives a Corsa that has a dirty black box and doesn't go above 20mph the silly cunt. Alfie Spittle, the pussy muncher with a cheesy Helmet.

The cheese man says
: Oi cheeso, is it sweet like chocolate?

by CherryBay July 12, 2023

ham n cheese

going HAM but with a side of cheese.

Jim: Yo, we goin Ham tonight?

Mike: Nah dawg, we goin Ham N Cheese!!

by mexicannig69 May 11, 2012

Cheese

An absolute baritone and trombone playing legend. He will beat your ass if you mess up in the low brass section. Andrew “Cheese” Dalton.

Cheese hit me with his baritone.

by galacticmisery October 15, 2019

Cheese wedging

The act of gnawing on a girls vagina voraciously until it bleeds during cunnilingus then shouting "cheese it lads I gotta go in the hidey hole. From that point you sodomize your partner instead.

"Yo bro I was cheese wedging my girl the other day and now she's mad what do I do?"

"I dunno bro did you use lube before part two?"

"No"

"I'd be mad too"

by T-s w i z Z z and add anotha May 25, 2024