Mac and cheese

A massive coronary brought on by assholes that purposely drug you, to get you out of their hair because you know too much, and know what they do is completely wrong.

E: I'm going to mac and cheese this bitch for discovering my affair.
D: Well I already got my husband, so do it up. I won't tell.
M: I'll whip up that chili for you to help it along.....

Mac and cheese by Myneighborsarekillingmecuzthey September 19, 2020

double decker cheese loaded bastard 

so this bastard took a double decker, and loaded it with cheese. crazy

"Hey, take a look at this double decker cheese loaded bastard. He's afraid of the imminent heat death of the universe, what a loser." *skateboards away*

double decker cheese loaded bastard by 6aXL September 30, 2020

sobbing in the cheese

when you’re so horribly sad and hurt that you consume an unreal amount of cheese to numb your own pain

Chadathon the second: i heard you are sobbing in the cheese

cheese sobber: yes

sobbing in the cheese by cheese sobber October 1, 2020

Cheeseburger without Cheese

A Cheeseburger with no Cheese

A fucking hamburger.

Who the hell orders a Cheeseburger without Cheese? Just order a damn hamburger at that point

Cheeseburger without Cheese by A Literal Glass Of Water October 8, 2020

smell like cheese 

When a male dominant predator kisses god.

"Yo jamal did you kiss god, cause you smell like cheese"

smell like cheese by Dahvede October 18, 2020

not your cheese 

none of your beeswax/business

“hey man did tiana & dylan break up ?!?”
“that’s not your cheese man.”

not your cheese by actuallycheese October 20, 2020

ass and cheese

When your so bad at anything you do your friends call you out on it constantly

Why the fuck is my reverse gear neutral your ass and cheese at driving stick peter

ass and cheese by Whyland October 21, 2020