cat door

(Noun)
-The vajay-jay
-The miraculous well from which all human life springs forth
-Straight up pussy

(Courtesy of Miranir - no, our sense of humor will not improve)
"I am a simple man - I require only a good meal, a tender embrace, and entrance into that sweet-sweet cat door."

"I have been a good noodle, paying my taxes, and remaining free from harlotry or fornication; but now on this mid-summer's eve as wedding bells sing, I know that soon, I will come home through the cat door."

"Some go for the front, other's the back - as for me, I go for the cat door."
by Mr. Candy Corn September 30, 2024
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Cat Pic

Matt got arrested after he jerked off to some Cat Pics.
by Foxtrot22 April 18, 2008
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mexican cat walk

when you go to taco bell at 3 am and slowly walk in and steal all the tacos and then voilantly shit in there toilet with out flushing and leaving it for the employesin the morning
yeah i gave that taco bell down the street the mexican cat walk
by mr georgy the handgun October 10, 2023
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Cats Are Liquid

1. A phrase used for a joking matter. Usually shown with a drawing or photograph with a cat that looks like its made of liquid. Photos may include a cat in a cup, bottle, or bowl. Photos may also include cats in positions that makes them look like liquid. May also include a cat being compared from being picked up by a dog.

2. Underrated games made by Last Quarter Studios. Both games are platformer games (which is cool). The two games are A Light In The Shadows, and A Better Place. ABP has 4 cats, Lumi, Green Cat, Red Cat, and Red cat. ALITS has 1 cat, Lumi. You can find it on Steam for $2, or on google play for free but with adds. The lore in these games are amazing.
Person 1: "Yo look at my cat!"
Person 2: "Is your cat made from liquid? Because he looks like it!"

Person 1: "You should play Cats Are Liquid! It's a really cool game!"
Person 2: "Okay! I'll check it out today!"
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easy cat

girl don't be like an easy cat
by ginger ocean August 15, 2014
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Window Cat

Window cat is phenomenon, with most chances of happening in quiet small town neighborhoods. It's where a cat sits on a window seat, and stares other humans passing by. Their glare is usually bored, but there are chances where it's the death stare (it's the look when a cat is about murder someone). Some cat freaks find courage from window cats, but some just do not care. Don't be one of those. Care about window cats.
I passed three window cats on my way to school. I'm blessed.
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medium cat

when you have a yake but not a wuke, it’s just somewhere in between
You got a medium cat by your side.
by african drug lord 123 February 12, 2018
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