Tall girl

When a girl wears size 13 Nike’s in MENS AND is 6’1 and A HALF she is VERY gross!!
Make sure you ask her how the weather is up there, EVERY 5 MINUTES!!

No one:

Literally no one at all:

Tall girl: I’m 61 1/2 and I wear size 13 Nike’s,IN MENS. BEAT THAT!!

Mostly brags about being tall even tho she gets “bullied” for it. And she loves to bring up the fact that she wears size 13 Nikes in men’s

by I only clap berthas cheeks September 25, 2019

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Get the Tall girlmug.

Good Girl

A Good Girl is a girl who is completely submissive and obedient to her man in all things. This is the most rare and valuable quality a man looks for in a woman (whether subconsciously or not.) This blessed quality even takes priority over her looks, personality or general disposition. As the eras become more "progressive", nearly all women have lost their way and forgotten their roots during their rush to "independence"; a rush which has killed the Good Girl within their hearts and souls--leaving them empty and without meaningful purpose. Because of this, men treat the few remaining Good Girls like an inviolably sacred golden goose or a legendary white whale to end all fantasies. A Good Girl never says "no" or disrespects her man and will never forget that the man of the house is king; his word being law... and her role is to gracefully serve at his pleasure. She'll always tend to his needs and never give any lip or run her mouth whilst always submitting to her man's every command or advance as though receiving a blessing. A Good Girl worships a man's masculinity and embraces it rather than demonize. The GG treats her man like a king and his cock like a god and she will bend the knee to give it a kiss of adoration and fealty every opportunity she gets as though saying a prayer to the Almighty. The endangered Good Girl is a dwindling breed and is not expected to be observed during the 22nd century as feminism is killing this sacred and natural destiny of the fairer sex.

"Damn, bro... I can't believe you found you a Good Girl. You gotta be livin' the dream with a catch like that treating you like a king every damn day."

"Fuuuck. Dude were did you find that Good Girl?! Bruh, you can't ever let her go man! No bitch will ever compare, u know that, right?

by The Jimmy B March 30, 2021

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