Good Girl

A Good Girl is a girl who is completely submissive and obedient to her man in all things. This is the most rare and valuable quality a man looks for in a woman (whether subconsciously or not.) This blessed quality even takes priority over her looks, personality or general disposition. As the eras become more "progressive", nearly all women have lost their way and forgotten their roots during their rush to "independence"; a rush which has killed the Good Girl within their hearts and souls--leaving them empty and without meaningful purpose. Because of this, men treat the few remaining Good Girls like an inviolably sacred golden goose or a legendary white whale to end all fantasies. A Good Girl never says "no" or disrespects her man and will never forget that the man of the house is king; his word being law... and her role is to gracefully serve at his pleasure. She'll always tend to his needs and never give any lip or run her mouth whilst always submitting to her man's every command or advance as though receiving a blessing. A Good Girl worships a man's masculinity and embraces it rather than demonize. The GG treats her man like a king and his cock like a god and she will bend the knee to give it a kiss of adoration and fealty every opportunity she gets as though saying a prayer to the Almighty. The endangered Good Girl is a dwindling breed and is not expected to be observed during the 22nd century as feminism is killing this sacred and natural destiny of the fairer sex.

"Damn, bro... I can't believe you found you a Good Girl. You gotta be livin' the dream with a catch like that treating you like a king every damn day."

"Fuuuck. Dude were did you find that Good Girl?! Bruh, you can't ever let her go man! No bitch will ever compare, u know that, right?

by The Jimmy B March 30, 2021

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dodo girl

Chick that wanders aimlessly fluttering about trying to look important. Often time she will meander into existing conversations and inject completely non-relevant bullshit. The individual can also resemble the shape and waddle of a duck as they move.

The dodo girl came up to us again and derailed everything that we were working on.

by Streakster September 20, 2018

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Vsco Girl

those basic bitches, mostly freshman, who claim their messy buns are effortless, with an additional four scrunchies on their wrists with no intention of putting them in their hair, tube tops, shell necklaces, birkenstocks, and, of course, and oversized hydro flask because #stayhydrated. Can be identified as well from hearing constant “and i oops” and “skskskskssksksk”

“and i oop!”
“that mf vsco girl is driving me insane”

by truthhurtslol August 17, 2019

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Hollaback Girl

Hollaback Girl
"I ain't no Harlem black girl" is actually a mistaken lyric in the popular song by Gwen Stefani. What she is actually saying is "I ain't no hollaback girl".

actual words to the song: "I ain't no hollaback girl"

words most often misheard: "I ain't no harlem back girl"

"I ain't no Harlem black girl"
"I ain't no hollaback girl"

by tarawillcott12 June 20, 2017

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horse girl

A term for the young girl with receding teeth that's out on the playground that usually has a ponytail or two and hops around neighing and biting the other kids around her. She also likes the pick on the chewed gum under desks.

Zacc: Ow! My arm still hurts so much from yesterday.
Tyler: BRO WHAT IS THAT HUGE MARK ON YOUR ARM? WHAT HAPPENED
Zacc: That horse girl Wendy bit me yesterday.
Tyler: Haha Wendy is the craziest horse girl in town.

by pyuked October 21, 2020

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