The Raging One-eyed Chicken Monster

When a man ejaculates into his partner's right nostrill at a 45 degree angle and then proceeds to punch them in the rib 4 and 1/2 times causing their partner to scream, In which the man seizes the oppurtunity to shove his one eyed chicken monster (a.k.a. his penis) down their throat, therefore blocking their air passage causing the exixting semen in the nostril to travel up and spew out of the person's eye.

Johnny Applebee wants to spice up his sex life with his girlfriend Sally-Mae Dinkerdoodle by performing The Raging One-eyed Chicken Monster to which she responds "Golly gee Johnny do you think my nostrils can hold your massive load?"

by Jason Haliwell and Katreena Hellfire August 19, 2006

have a monkey on one's back

to have an addiction to drugs or alcohol

Man, he really has a monkey on his back. He needs help.

by Light Joker March 31, 2005

yank one's chain

To annoy someone, especially about something they're concerned with or sensitive to, usually in a specious or humorous manner, just for the sake of annoying them. A real-world form of trolling..

'I proved to Bubba that Black people were superior to White -- it was all b.s., but I wanted to yank one's chain a bit.

by anarcissie January 11, 2016

number one stunner

The act of being so stunning, that you are now in-fact, number one.

That nigga jamal is so sexy, he must be a number one stunner!

by blizzzzaaaaaaa October 9, 2008

burn one for the forces

smoke some shit for those in iraq & afghanistan

-wait a minute! isn't that where some of the world's best hashish is? oh i forgot!.......pee tests!?

BURN ONE FOR THE FORCES!!

burn one for the forces

by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

That one guy

A lone wolf who stands alone. Strong and reliable.

Yeah, that one guy is really helpful.

by SamisSamandjustSam December 13, 2017

bang (one's) head in circles

v. To bang one's head against the wall (literally or figuratively) while going around in circles dealing with obstinate entities on some endeavor.

I had to go to my boss, then accounting, legal, back to accounting, back to my boss, to operations, legal, and back to my boss again on this project. I've been banging my head in circles all afternoon. <bang (one's) head in circles>

by free range turtle rancher October 1, 2009