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Huge news for the homeless population

Generally good information for anyone but specifically for people who are homeless.
“Did you hear the liquor store is now taking food stamps?”
“Huge news for the homeless population.”
by John Slang June 28, 2025
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Fake News

There's a reason why Fake News and Fox News start with the same letter.
by Pialinist March 27, 2025
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New Zealand

Where LOTR was filmed
Hey, where's New Zealand?
IDK, either in the South Pacific or somewhere in Middle Earth
by Legolas_is_a_goat_PJO1738 February 12, 2017
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New

When you ment to spell knew, but you spelt new, and you doubled down
I new how to spell knew, I just forgot the k.
by Xetometus August 4, 2024
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The new Roman

The act of getting drunk, meeting a nice girl, getting to know her, fall in love with her, having regrets because you have a girlfriend, fuck her on the toilet.
I am sad, because i had the new roman with Jessica last week.
by hhlover69 August 18, 2018
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News Skirt

Noun.

A female propagandist who attempts to make her statements seem more believable through an attractive appearance.
Turn the TV off, the news skirt is lying to use again.
by Bobb6 November 8, 2021
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Bad News Brad

A lumbering, sub-human brute with a bulbous frame and an unnaturally wide base. His thick, fat, calloused hooves are often crammed into women’s footwear. His face, a big, dumb, perfectly round slab of confusion, sits atop his hairy mass, though his scalp remains curiously barren. He speaks in a slow, monotone drawl, as if each word is a struggle against his own stupidity.

Chronically late to work and a walking medical mystery (at least in his own mind), he suffers from an extreme case of hypochondria. His days are punctuated by dramatic medical ailments, followed by frantic calls for an ambulance to ferry him from his own home, only for doctors to confirm, yet again, that absolutely nothing is wrong.

A connoisseur of filth, this swamp-dwelling specimen produces greasy, bile-ridden shits at an alarming rate. He is a walking biohazard, harboring every known strain of hepatitis along with a few that science has yet to discover.

Despite his Neanderthal-like attributes, Brad possesses a shockingly average IQ. However, his dental history suggests a level of neglect that has single-handedly funded his dentist’s children’s college tuition. Though Big Bad Brad’s underwear is often covered in matted hair and shit, he remains a friend to all and, in his free time, a self-proclaimed world-class chiropractor, despite having no formal training or hygiene standards.
After clogging the toilet for the third time that week, Bad News Brad waddled out, wiped his sweaty brow, and blamed it on his undiagnosed heart condition.
by Dwaggerbomb March 13, 2025
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