That Kid

That kid is such a fucking kid man. Theyre act like stupid spoiled IPad kid. They don't think much as thinking hrth their brain. They ask stupid questions in class in front of everyone without shame, That kid may actually be smart, but they act really really fucking stupid. That Kid definenetley loves weed. and that kid probably gets bad grades in school but somehow ends up getting by because they're a spoiled slacker that always gets what they want That kid dfineltley loves fast food like McDonald's and pizza and they probably cry whenever they feel stressed or whwnever they have homework. That kid is the type of kid to play computer or phone games in class instead of taking notes or doing work. That kid probably has a learning disability since they can't focus for shit. That kid acts whack and is gofy as hell. When that kid was younger they were definetley an IPad Kid. Everyone has that one kid in their class.

I swear when I find That Kid Imma get them

by bedpoatoe// June 16, 2022

Short kids

The troublemakers at school who love to troll ppl including eachother I’m one of them and I’m aware of this and I like it anyways when the tall mature guy tells them off they’re the bad guy leading to the short kid to troll them even more

Short Kid 1: "Hey, look at Jake over there! He's like a giant compared to us!"

Short Kid 2: "Yeah, let's go mess with him!"

Short Kid 3: "This is gonna be hilarious!"

The short kids approach Jake, who is reading quietly under a tree.

Short Kid 1: "Hey, Jake! How's the weather up there?"

Short Kid 2: "You must have a hard time fitting through doorways with those long legs!"

Jake: "Guys, come on. Can't you find someone else to bother?"

Short Kid 3: "Aw, what's the matter, Jake? Can't take a little joke?"

Jake: "It's not funny when it's at my expense. Just leave me alone, okay?"

The short kids exchange amused glances before turning back to Jake, their mischief evident.

Short Kid 1: "Oh, looks like Mr. Tall Guy can't handle a little teasing!"

Short Kid 2: "Maybe we should make fun of him some more!"

Short Kid 3: "Yeah, let's see how much he can take before he snaps!"

Despite Jake's protests, the short kids continue to taunt and tease him, their laughter echoing through the schoolyard.

by JDMF March 6, 2024

iPad kid society

The moniker given to the country Indonesia as the country with world's highest average screen time — i.e. 6.05 hours per day throughout early 2020's, now 7 hours 38 minutes per day as of 2025. This Indonesian people's screen time is claimed to "rival that of iPad kids", hence the prefix "i-" in this slang term "iPad kid society" (meaning "the society consisting of persons who are addicted to screens") akcually stands for "Indonesia".

With everyone in Indonesia glued to their screens for over 7 hours a day, it's no wonder we call it the iPad kid society.

by Emotional Cruiser September 27, 2025

Kid punisher

When you nut on a girls teeth and then slam your knee into a girls mouth until she’s unconscious

I wanna try new things with my girl but I’m not sure what

You could always do the kid punisher

Your right! They need to learn a lesson to not roam around in my balls

by Yek December 22, 2020

Gamer kid

Says his dad owns Microsoft or Sony. Gets angry easily. And jerks off with two fingers in a porta potty. never go's outside. Can talk shit and is bad at roasting.

And is a virgin.

Oh god it's the gamer kid agian

by SmugKid September 5, 2021

Gang beast kid

A kid who hasn't let go of gang beasts

Jim: wanna gang beasts
Tyler: you still play that gang beast kid

by I. Hate. Gaynite February 5, 2021

Fortnite Kid

That one kid who sits in their chair all day and does not leave their room

Look its a fortnite kid

by Fortnite Kid L April 9, 2022