National fuck a friend day

National fuck your friend day is on May 8th.

You ask your friend to fuck and maybe it will happen!

Disclaimer: always ask before it happens!!!

"Hey, wanna fuck on national fuck a friend day?"
"Sure"

by Fuckafriend May 6, 2022

Roblox Friends

are what you have when you have no irl friends, they probably don't even care about you either bruh 💀💀💀

Josh: "I don't need real life friends, I have my Roblox Friends"
Shanon: "That's probably why you get no bitches either."

by vincanator_high_voltage May 8, 2022

National Slow Friend Day

A national holiday to honor your slowest, dumbest friend

"Happy National Slow Friend Day Elda, from yours truly!"

by filthy mexican May 9, 2022

Brunos friend

A “friend” of Bruno.
Who is actually not a friend.
They are lovers.
Bruno is gay.
Yes Bruno you are gay.

Person 1: omg look it’s Brunos friend!
Person 2: oh yes, they are very good friends;)

by I.am.not.saga May 9, 2022

L friend

Luis Ruiz

Luiz Ruiz - "I am going to Guatemala and won't be here for your birthday this year."

Jameson Ho - "You are an L friend."

by notacarebear69 May 11, 2022

fruity friends

acting gay among friends, but not gay enough to be truly gay

i saw lily holding hands with her bestie today, they must be fruity friends

by sheeeeeesh_itsme October 25, 2022

National Best Friends Day

October 30th

Celebrate your best friend/friends and spend the day reminiscing and enjoying time with them

Or just tell them how much they mean to you.

friend 1: hey happy National Best Friends Day!
friend 2: what’s that?

friend 1: we just celebrate us being friends!

by shadowbladecxd October 27, 2022