The Hot Steamy Coffee Cool Down

The act of pouring hot steamy coffee on one's own dick, then having a female immediately eat a peppermint patty and then begin to give you a blowjob.

Bro 1: "Yo, bro beans, did she give you The Hot Steamy Coffee Cool Down last night?"

Bro 2: "Yeah dude! At first it hurt like shit, and then you're like oh shit, my dick is in peppermint heaven!"

Bro 1: "AW that's sick man! I for sure need to try that sometime!"

by BoBoBaggins December 5, 2012

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Carl Down

Used to vehemently deny any homosexual tendencies.

Finance Douche: Carl Down
The other guy: I can't hear you, can you come out of the closet?

by Haterz13579 August 31, 2016

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Butter-side-down

When dropped, the faecal smeared face of a used tissue lands on a surface, transferring anal marmite onto that surface.

Sorry the lav seat is wet, but I had to clean it after dropping an arse-wipe butter-side-down.

by Mikebe November 3, 2021

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Downing

To be piss poor at something, or have no idea what the fuck your doing.

Dude you really fucked that up. That was a downing move there.

by Titan Up September 12, 2022

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Down Unspeakable

When a homosapien is so down bad that it is incomprehensible. This stage of down bad is horrific and should be avoided at all costs.

"Wow David actually tipped this random waitress $500." said Nick
"Yikes David is down unspeakable." said Bob

by Anomoly_ish June 5, 2021

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second down

when the “first down” doesn’t go as planned and u need a “second down” in order to keep the play alive. a time to huddle up, re-evaluate, and change the play in order to get a first down (or complete your goal).

Guy 1: Hey bro how was ur game this weekend?
Guy 2: Not good we lost.

Guy 1: That’s alright it’s a long season.

Guy 2: Yeah it’s only second down. Lot of time left on the clock.

by the one of one September 14, 2025

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