Lucky Cums

When you replace the white milk with white nut in your Lucky charms.
My papa made me a delicious bowl of lucky cums.
by Joe Seff February 28, 2025
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sebastien cumming

you make think because of the name that he is a boy with a big load, but no, this boy has erectile dysfunction and a tiny penis. His name says cumming but he doesn't stand to what it says, hes shooting blanks. He is secretly a homosexual but doesn't want to admit it but he goes on omegle live chat to show his dick to grown men and strangers just so he wont feel bad about being gay in front of what little friends he has.
Girlfriend: youre being such a sebastien cumming babe, you havent came in me all night!!
by pussydestroyer12312343 February 27, 2020
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cum hoodie

When five men position themselves behind a kneeling person and ejaculate over their head to mimic putting a hoodie over her head.
The fellas decided to surprise Becky with a cum hoodie at last nights orgy, she was upset at how much got in her hair.
by The Cumzler March 21, 2024
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Cum-Boarding

The act of cumming onto her face and misfires into her nasal cavity resulting in breathing difficulties.
Cum-boarding is difficult to breathe through, but it was an accident.
by AshBash02156 August 07, 2022
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CUM JAB

When you stick your dick in the womens vagina just as you cum.
Steven, instead of pulling out went in and gave her a cum jab!
by nobstickle 5000 March 10, 2016
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Cum Punch

A 'Cum Punch' is when a man ejaculates into his hand, clenches his fist so the spunk dribbles out between his knuckles, and then continues to punch someone with said clenched fist.
Man 1 - "Deidre was really annoying me the other night"

Man 2 - "How did you deal with it?"

Man 1 - "You know, I gave her the ol' 1-2 with a Cum Punch. That shut her up!"
by Lord Dangleballs April 13, 2018
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