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I cummed all over the place last night

by oni chaaan February 26, 2023

The Throngler and Big Cum

Two of the most legendary crustaceans to ever walk the earth, we mortals did not deserve to stand by as witnesses. Eventually imprisoned and locked away by human greed and gluttony at a local Tops Friendly Market where they were left to rot. However, they were saved by the Spirit of Fishmas, and rescued from their tank. Unfortunately, this wasn't the freedom they expected, as they were immediately forced to fight each other to the death, and ultimately succumbed to death by a boiling pot containing scorching water and lemon butter sauce.

Anthony: "Are you ready to watch The Throngler and Big Cum fight?!"
JD: "Hell yeah I am, I got $20 riding on The Throngler!"

by AFellowMalaysian December 5, 2024

cum flinger

Someone who masterbates then throws their cum through the air with their hand, using a flinging motion. Usually aimed toward a wall.

Lazy ass Kenny has a wall full of cum stains. He's such a cum flinger.

jizz sperm

by R3AL T^LK November 22, 2015

Cum

A white substance consisting or proteins, enzymes and sperm cells, the sperm Is ejected when a man Is experiencing an orgasm/climax, Sperm can also be used to Impregnate a woman by having vaginal sex

Kate: What did you do last night?

Jane: I was with my boyfriend

Kate: What were you doing?

Jane: He was cumming In my mouth

by WordGangsta10 August 17, 2022

Cum-squirter

a penis when fully erect

wow James, you have one sexy cum-squirter there

by wrankledon June 9, 2018

Cum fountain

When two+ men smash their dicks together and start cumming all over eachother, while a women is getting her faced glazed from rhe falling ejaculate like a glazed Doughboy from Sluys (Washington thing), or a Krispy Kreme donut.

"Me and Billy created a cum fountain for Jennifer

by Churros_XD July 5, 2024

juicy cum tornado

A juicy cum tornado is a girl who sucked your joy stick for 2 hours untill you came and now laying in your bed waiting for satisfaction while you sit next door playing operation desert storm on your xbox, leaving her ignored for the rest of the night.

Guy 1: dude, can i come over to your place to play operation desert storm coop?

Guy 2: sorry man.... i have a juicy cum tornado next door.

Juicy cum tornado: FUCK! I sucked your wiener for 2 hours! FUCK ME ALLREADY YOU DICK HEAD!!!

Guy 2: Hmmmmm.... where is this osama bin laden guy?......

by Kotschwan-Z July 20, 2021