You know... poke her a new one. Per say youre really horny... your buddys keep on eggin you on and eventually you go off with that girl thats maybe only a 7 at best. you guys get hot and heavy and you let your fingers and/or shaft do the work. You do it and you do it well. therefore you poke her a new one.
Johnny: You guys seen carl anywhere?
Group: Oh man he took stacy upstairs. He said he was gonna poke her a new one.
Group: Oh man he took stacy upstairs. He said he was gonna poke her a new one.
by Kyle McDouche July 2, 2009
Get the Poke her a new onemug. Achieving your goal.
by Dr. Squirt October 27, 2008
Get the Squirt one through the hoopmug. by Crackinwithdaboyz May 22, 2017
Get the Crack open a cold one with the boysmug. girl 1: "hey, how'd it go with Alex?"
girl 2: "Meh, not good, when we got down to business, i ended up fishing for the one-eyed trouser trout for like an hour!"
girl 2: "Meh, not good, when we got down to business, i ended up fishing for the one-eyed trouser trout for like an hour!"
by zabuma March 30, 2009
Get the fishing for the one-eyed trouser troutmug. by manyook April 29, 2010
Get the one-eyed snake charmermug. A person of questionable character and/or of a dark nature, someone who could be considered a little shady or sinister in the way they act or behave, or even their motives
Im not too sure about that guy, he seems nice on the outside, but from speaking to him he seems to me like hes got one hand in the jungle book! Innit. He's shady and possibly a bit rapey
by The Murfster January 13, 2011
Get the One hand in the jungle bookmug. This phrase is indicating you don't have something, whether it's parents, drugs, money, llamas, a life, a brain, friends girls (or boys, not here to judge..... :/ ), a sense of humour or if you just want to cuss someone out and you have nothing to lead from
by The_one! May 11, 2017
Get the the one you never hadmug.