Toothpaste Cheese

Toothpaste Cheese is that cheese that they stick on those “burgers” they serve in American Public Schools. You can find it on the burgers they serve, and when you bite into it, it tastes like cheese mixed with toothpaste. They make the bun stick to the burger so bad, that you can’t even take it apart. When you actually eat the burger, and get a taste of that Toothpaste Cheese, you will find yourself making faces of confusion and disgust.

Jayson: Oh yeah they got fucking burgers today!
Mari: Nice, hows it taste

Jayson: Bitch this cheese tastes like Toothpaste Cheese

by Babygirl💅🏻💎 October 27, 2017

Cream Cheese Bagel

The action of performing analingus shortly after ejaculating in one's gaping butthole

Fred: "I could really go for a Cream Cheese Bagel right now"

Roger: "I can't help you, Fred"

by VillainV3 July 19, 2016

Chicken Cheese

A type of weed passed on by the top tier rookie kind of smokers

Ever smoke that chicken cheese, because it do be cheesin

by Chicken cheese lover December 23, 2022

Chopped cheese

A level above chopped (ugly)

She's so chopped . Beyond chopped. She's chopped cheese

by sksksksoofoofoof November 26, 2025

Cream Cheese

(Verb) (Slang)
Spontaneous ejaculation. Typically caused by extreme happiness or excitement.

Today I (Cream Cheesed) when I found out that I made the football team.

by LV TV February 2, 2024

smell like cheese

When a male dominant predator kisses god.

"Yo jamal did you kiss god, cause you smell like cheese"

by Dahvede October 18, 2020

Cheese

The word Gia Maria Becker invented

Damn you know gia invented cheese

by Cheese by gia May 9, 2020