Penis

One's tube steak is not only an important organ in the body, but also a funny word to giggle about with your friends, regardless of age

Wilma: "penis~~" *uncontrollable laughter*
Dikfit: that is so funny, I almost forgot to laugh

by Chork dognut July 27, 2022

penis blush

When you have sex with a female on their period, and the towel ends up wiping the blood on the skin.

"Oh my god, she left penis blush on me bro."

After sex, I left him a little penis blush so he can remember me by.

by WWDDReally July 28, 2022

penis fish

another term for an axolotl, as they look like penises.

your mom:yoo look its a penis fish from minecraft
you: mom, its an axolotl.

by penisufo July 29, 2022

Cashton’s Penis

The famous boy Cashton has a very small, weirdly shaped penis or mangina if you will, but don’t be fooled by the smallness of it, he is proud of that thing and loves to frolic it around.

Denner-Omg did you see cashton’s penis
Lia- Yes it’s so small!

by Theloveofmanywords August 3, 2022

Penis

A long magic stick you suck and or fuck girls with sex is fun porn porno porn porn porn porn magic stick icing comes out the top of your magic stick like it and eat it all up

Suck a dick if your cool and cum inside girls for free vbucks and get lots of girls babys and get lots of blowjobs 2. Being a penis is good.

by Sex_is_fun69420 August 3, 2022

Penis ban

When a woman decides that she is receiving too much dick and decides to put herself on time out from it, usually due to 1) decision to focus on a goal, 2) realization that she is using dick to cover up emotional issues, 3) a punishment to her lover, or 4) from constant ridicule from others

Sarah: I’m thinking of giving myself a penis ban, at least for awhile

Jess: yeah you should you been a real slut lately

by VertigoTiger June 6, 2022

penis

The small fleshy organism that is roughly 2.5" in width and 2.25" in length that burrows in soil when frightened. You can often find a penis in the arid climates of your mom's pussy.

Good Heavens!!! is that the rare penis I spy over yonder?!

Wow it is! look at the penis burrowing away into your mom's cooch!

by shmoodaism June 6, 2022