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someting you look up when you are bored as fuck
hey im bored as fuck

im gonna google the word penis
by ieatass247 November 8, 2021
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Penis Music

Bonky, Cloinky, and sometimes bloopy music often with an upbeat tone. It sounds as if it were made for or made by a very floppy penis. Imagine Scooby-Doo running on air, you have imagined what penis music might sound like. It is of note that is music is dogshit and it is not generally encouraged to listen to Penis Music as entertainment. It is instead used as a device to mock music which you don't like, for which you may call the offending music "Penis Music" and then post the youtube link.
me: *Listens to dogshit*

me: "Penis Music"
by DunDaDun February 17, 2025
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the penis game

a game of at least 2 people, in which you must take turns saying penis. there are only three rules:

- you must say "penis" when it's your turn
- you must say it louder than the person preceding you
- you must not laugh, giggle, chortle, etc.

failing to follow these rules will result in elimination. have fun!
by loonafan45 August 13, 2022
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Penis

Something that goes in a vagina,anus,or throat
Linden: can I have ur penis later?
Chris:nah but you can have his .
Justin: ;D
by Rerahreeerah December 30, 2019
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micro penis

means that inkyalexdude's penis is really tiny
did you know that inkyalexdude has a micro penis
by purplehatguy July 9, 2022
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Penis

Is alot like a popsicle, great for sucking by all genders(popsicle is a usimism for penis)
Amanda: I can't wait to suck on Jake's popsicle
Dan: I've tried his popsicle and it was so nice😋
Amanda: ._.

Dan: ...
Amanda: is there something you wanna tell me
Dan: :D
Dan: penis is the best
Amanda: I can't disagree with you
:D
:D<=====3
by I have no idea how to spell March 28, 2021
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Penis

A dance used by native Americans to express their sexual attractions towards each other. The penis is also a part of the body. The part of the body is incorporated into the dance by touching another dancers mouth hole in a pleasurable way.
That dance he was doing was a penis
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