Jack Riley

we are in love with Jack Riley. Jack Riley is an incredible man in which we can always rely on to fuck you in siege, good or bad ways.

Finn: Man, you played siege today?
Charlie: yeah.
Finn: How'd you play?
Charlie: Like a Jack Riley...
Finn: Shit man...thats rough

by Balthasar Dominic the 3rd April 30, 2023

Jack Daniels

Jack Daniels is the name given to the most powerful being in the Glorb Gigaverse. It is an immortal omnipotent inter-dimensional creature with unlimited powers that is beyond the comprehension of all other beings in the Gigaverse. it can even defeat the mythical Tony Roma. It can take unlimited forms however its most common form is of a strange 7th grader with really bad acne who crawls around on the floor.

"Jack Daniels is so powerful not even the Bulgarian assault robot and Tony Roma combined can defeat him."

by Still water drinker December 12, 2024

Jack

A fat boy who likes to run people down but gets mad when people run him down back. He likes boys but does not want to come out of the closet yet. He always says "Fucking cunt" when he rages playing games. He also steals his sisters money to buy pizza at midnight.

"Jack is so rude and annoying."

by anonymouslilfucker May 20, 2019

Jack Slapped

(v.) The act of slapping someone across the head with your peins.

Bob: Yo I totally Jack Slapped Snayha last night!
MING-MING: But how she's so much taller than you?
Bob: I brought a step stool.
MING-MING; Nice.

by pseudonym Jones hihihihihihihi June 19, 2011

Jack Horowitz

A Jack (Or know by his friends as Jaquavion) enjoys the casual fratboi whiteclaw, Jack's top of his head looks like a distorted brown genetical error. Jack Horowitz is the biggest fratboi wannabe in ELA class Jack tends to write and ramble about his ambitions to become one. Jack also the biggest car fiend and cannot stop obsessing over his grandpa's 1776 Declaration of Independence Limited Edition Corvette.

Oh he's such a Jack Horowitz off.

by Vadan Evneil February 9, 2022

Jack Galvin

hot beautiful bae with nice buns. very bald head with a boopable nose. the most amazing person on planet earth and april is gonna rob him from oliwia lol.

jack galvin is a very sick man

by zookieherron October 21, 2019

Jack

Usually stoned and Dosent clue what going on

Someone:hello
Jack: No response

Someone : hello big letters

Jack:no response

by Dhehdhehehe November 22, 2021