filling two sandwich sized zip-lock baggies with warm water, dipping them in olive oil, putting them together at the seams, and promptly engaging them in intercourse.
i was tired of giving that hoe a cosby sweater, so i told her to take the left over sandwich bags, and make me a god damn Bermingham Butt Simulator.
by tiittiesn'buttcheeks July 07, 2012
by TheFixerofOne July 12, 2019
Whenever you see a man or woman, (typically a man in his round weight probably like 200's), who deny too wear belts in public, their pants ever so gently slip down to reveal their ass crack. This is commonly referred to plumbers, who have it happen naturally whilst working on pipes. Its a mystery how their booties keep escaping the fiber confinement that is jeans.
Man 1: "Aye didya get that wrench for me?"
Man 2: "Nah, i was starin at ya ass, i think you got plumber-butt syndrome. You really gotta buy a belt."
Man 1: "Maybe i gotta buy you a pair of glasses."
Man 2: "Nah, i was starin at ya ass, i think you got plumber-butt syndrome. You really gotta buy a belt."
Man 1: "Maybe i gotta buy you a pair of glasses."
by smöls November 06, 2022
by 6zero2allday April 03, 2014
When you have Mexican for dinner then when you are having sloppy anal sex you cum inside her. After you grab a tortilla and slap her and wipe her ass clean then eat the burrito.
by Pooh33 December 18, 2022
The act of lathering one’s behind with a bar of soap and racing with One or more competitors in a communal shower by sliding along the lathered behind
by Butthomie April 08, 2019
When you eat something that's really not good with your stomach and you're sitting down and all of a sudden you shart and you have to clinch and run to the shitter.
“Hey have you eaten at the restaurant in town?”
“Yea, but I can’t go back, I got a Boston Butt Tickler and destroyed their bathroom.”
“Yea, but I can’t go back, I got a Boston Butt Tickler and destroyed their bathroom.”
by Rubber Donkey Balls August 24, 2022