friends

left me, not real

friends are like barbies

by beckygirlah October 22, 2019

Friends

who? I don't have friends

A: So you explain something and I will guess what it is.
B: The thing i don't have.
A: Friends.

by ewwwhuman May 14, 2021

Just A Friend

Don't ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend. You’ll find a fella tongue kissin’ your girl in the mouth if she says that.

“Are you with anyone?”

“Oh, I have just a friend.”

by WHITE2570 September 21, 2023

not boring friends

crazy asian people

omg not boring friends!

by anonymous November 22, 2021

friends

a friend, someone you loves you

bob : I wish I had friends !
bob 2 : no you lonely asshole.

by Flyuu_ May 10, 2021

Family friend

A wealthy married dude that hangs out with your mom and pays her bills and buys you your Christmas presents. Meanwhile, she’s giving him handjobs on days when she is “working late in the city”.

Uncle Alan, our family friend, paid for my tuition.

by SonOfNJchurchwhore December 19, 2023

Friend

Someone you know and are comfortable talking to.

To make friends, always talk about politics and religion to strangers in public and at family gatherings.

That person over there is my friend.

by Chadwick🍷🗿 July 8, 2023