fart bloom time

The time from when you fart till the time you actually smell it. Usually it's instantaneous but could take a couple seconds.

Picture a fart being released and "blooming" upwards like an atom bomb.

Man, that fart had some bloom time. I almost thought it wasn't going to have any smell at all. That was a long fart bloom time.

That fart smelled pretty weak at first but as the bloom time increased it got richer and richer...damn.

by anonymous February 18, 2021

Morbin Time

- The particular time of day when one morbs

It looks like it’s Morbin Time

by Catherine James June 8, 2022

Coachella Time

When you are going to be 15 or more minutes late to an event, but you let your friends know right before you are supposed to be there.

Starr: Sorry guys, I know I said 6:30, but I won’t be there until 6:45

Pheelips: She on that Coachella Time!

by Pheelips April 15, 2024

Time Break

Where one accidentally breaks a clock for a unnecessary reason. It's not sure how they break a clock, but whatever reason, it must be stupid

Because she didn't want that clock anymore, she accidentally Time Break it.

by The Ed Channel November 11, 2019

Phone time in bed

After an exhausting day, When you get your well deserved phone time in bed of relaxation before going to sleep. A state of mind

Lars had an awful day, but at least there’s still phone time in bed!

by Room112 December 5, 2023

gta 6's time

a gta 6's time is the deffiniton of 12 years

"it took me a gta 6's time to get to the front of the line at the DMV"

by stickmanReal258 February 4, 2025

Illusional Time Theory

The theory that time does not exist, popularized by British scientist Julian Barbour. It states that our minds have created time to keep everything from happening all at once, meaning everything that has ever happened and everyone who has ever been born all happened at the same time.

The Illusional Time Theory states that since time does not exist, people and things like Jesus, dinosaurs, Hitler, Led Zeppelin, the U.S. moon landing and the sinking of the Titanic all happened at the same time.

by CelticEagle February 17, 2019