E. Jack Ulate

Sounds Like ''Ejaculate''.

''Order For E. Jack Ulate?""

by me when: September 30, 2022

What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?

A response one says to someone acting out of the ordinary or on a tangent that makes no sense

"They check the beans for fly eggs back in 1920 on the conveyor belt for salmonella and..."
"What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?"

by Mercenary800000 January 30, 2024

Dr. Jack Bright

Director of Foundation Personnel. Somewhat amoral. Extremely loyal to the Foundation. May be ridiculous, may be terrifying; is certainly blunt. Attached to SCP-963, and is therefore immortal, using the body of whatever the amulet has last touched. His family has been associated with the Foundation (and other anomalous groups) since time immemorial. His younger brother is SCP-590 (which a few know); SCP-321 is a sister (which almost no one knows). At least two other relatives work for the Foundation at a high level. Several of Bright's discarded bodies — still possessing his personality and knowledge at time of separation from SCP-963 — have been put to work on secret Foundation projects. Bright possesses a desire to permanently die that he may not be conscious of; ironic, for he only became part of SCP-963 because he was trying not to die.

Researcher Bennett: Hey, who's that guy over there with the necklace?

Researcher Smith: Dude, is this your first day or something? That's Dr. Jack Bright!

by wowowowoowowo January 9, 2025

19, 20, Black jack

Won, The value the bot always get.

"Look like they 19, 20, Black jack us again."

by tongpae March 11, 2019

Jackjack

The coolest superhero from the incredibles

Jackjack has teh b3st p0warz

by jackjacklover February 10, 2009

jackjackjackjackjack

To talk often on various topics/experiences about a new boyfriend that all the listener remember is the man's name.

Yesterday I went to the cinema with Jack
Today I'm going round Jacks
Did you know Jack is tall?

"jackjackjackjackjackjack"

by yousillyfacedboy October 6, 2011

Flap his JackJack

A specific form of male masturbation where you slap your dick from side to side between each hand until the preg nog is released. (Technique usually hits its usage peak from around December 1st through December 7th.

Dan got so inspired while baking sensually enticing pancakes for breakfast on December 1st that he decided to Flap his JackJack before sitting down to a nice meal.

by DirtyDan8 November 13, 2019