double the wage

life your life

"well, i think im ready to double the wage."

by such a goober August 3, 2024

Double Red

During Mario Kart, one stacks two red shells to throw successively at the racer ahead of them.

Mitch: "Hey Evan, that red shell isn't gonna do anything, I'm holding a banana."

Evan: "Doesn't matter, I have a double red."

by James Wallace-Foster August 10, 2024

double uno situation

When you need to go number 2 and attempt to be extra discreet about the predicament.

-Where has Jane gone to?
-She had to go deal with a double uno situation.
-Thats classic Jane, told her do it before we left home, she can't couldn't listen to me to fucking save herself.
She had all damn morning to do it and now we're going to be late to the wet Tshirt contest.

by Big dick André August 17, 2024

Double Hoe

A man who has messed around with/dated/be in relationships with multiple women makes him a hoe. If he has confessed his love or said "love you" to more than one woman, he is a double hoe.

Yeah, he dated multiple women and told two he loved them. He is such a double hoe.

by MANEATERDICTIONARY March 30, 2025

Double Jack

To be affiliated with two groups or gangs.

"I'm double jacking BX and Uptown. I be everywhere.

by The Deli (wit the Henny) April 4, 2025

double down

in honour of the resurrection iconic double down burger, this is the name of a sex position with 2 absolute units of protein and a cutie-patootie in the middle...
it looks good and it is enjoyable for a hot minute and then you're kinda over it and hungry for something else...

Brad: "Hey Chad, wanna double down with me, and Stacy?"
Chad: "No thanks Brad, it's not cheat day and I can't waste my macros or my mojo.

The double down looks so much better than it is... "

by TheFairyQuadmother April 7, 2025

Double Stream Magic

The magical sensation of pooping water and peeing at the same time with preparing for a colonoscopy.

It was 4 in the morning before my colonoscopy, and I got to a point that I was pooping water and peeing at the same.

I call that double stream magic.

by Canadiantoker April 9, 2025