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Your mom

The largest creature to roam the earth
Some say she’s so big blue whales are the size of her fingers
Person 1: yo dude is that your mom?

Person 2::stop it dude my mom died years ago this isn’t funny
by Theredjoker January 24, 2022
mugGet the Your mommug.

Ur mom

A hairy three tit two asshole whale
Timmy:ur mom is a fat bitch ass whale jonny:fuck you. jonnys mom:(angry whale noises)
by Iamapissbaby August 30, 2020
mugGet the Ur mommug.

ur mom

ur mom
by cacabutthole34 March 8, 2022
mugGet the ur mommug.

Womb moms day

It is the day of the mothers, whose baby’s are still in the mothers womb. The nurturing mother still deserves a celebration for gods sake.
When someone’s baby is still in the womb on Mother’s Day / you: well that’s why I celebrate “womb moms day” on may 15th? For mothers who’s baby is still in the womb dumb fuck😂
by Breddded April 16, 2023
mugGet the Womb moms daymug.

MOM EDGY

A type of hair style or clothing worn by a mom so as not to embarrass their children and also acceptable in any professional work environment.
My bartender's new hair style is mom edgy.
by wordminder22 September 28, 2022
mugGet the MOM EDGYmug.

your mom

An ugly, fat whale who nobody likes, except for your dad.
Bob: holy shit your mom's fat
Joe: yeah, I knew that already
by Ben Dover #1 September 20, 2022
mugGet the your mommug.

ur mom

something u say when a person asks u a question or insults u.
dude1 : what r we doing today?

dude 2 : ur mom.
by ur mom maui July 12, 2018
mugGet the ur mommug.

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