Ur Mom

She's your Mom, and her name is Ur Mom. She is definitely, probably, totally Ur Mom.

Billy:Hey how are you man
Johnny boi: Ur mom
Billy: I am internally dying

by WhoWhatAmWeHuh May 23, 2023

ur mom

A random comeback

“How was the food?”
“ur mom.”

by yuriyuriyuriyuriyuri March 22, 2022

Ur mom

A hairy slut whale with every std known to man with 20 tits and a second ass

Timmy: Hey fat bitch is it just me or am i whale watching. jon: dont call my mom a whale. Jons mom: (whale noises) timmy: i can call ur mom what i want. Jons mom: (angry whale noises)

by Iamapissbaby August 30, 2020

Mom

Mom, the woman who brought me into the world. Always positive. No matter how many times I hate her, she will always be my best friend at heart. She helped me around a lot for school, she even did homework for me. She provided me with a lot of material things, she worked every day so she could buy them for me. I hope I will be a mother as well as mine. I love you mom.

My mom is my best friend.

by positivegirl May 30, 2020

ur mom

The best insult that anyone could ever use on someone.

1: Hey, what time is it?
2: Ur mom
1: Damn man you got me

by getJasonTodded July 21, 2022

Mom-zoned

A girl saying they're your literal "mother."

Girl: OMG ur literally my son!

Guy: I just got Mom-zoned.

by Rybread118 March 6, 2023

Biracial with a white mom

The most annoying person you know

“You know Chase?”
“Yeah”
“He’s kind of annoying, he’s definitely a biracial with a white mom”

by The Aware One October 2, 2023