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pulled a fast one

When someone changes the rules of the game at any given time, resulting in 100 percent personal gain.
Bitch bought stolen merchandise from me and then pulled a fast one and decided she wasn't going to pay me.
by Judy Bartell May 26, 2016
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Pulling an Oli Sykes

Pulling an Oli Sykes is when you see an incredibly hot emo/scene chick, you go up to her and ask her to engage with you in sexual intercourse, when she says no, you bottle her and then piss on her. This was started when the incredibly awesome screamer Oli Sykes asked a girl in the crowd of his bands concert to fuck him, she said no, and he pulled of an Oli Sykes
Hot scene/emo chick: OMG LOOK ITS BMTH
Oli: OMG. your hot. cans i fux you?
Hot scene/emo chick: No!
Oli: -Pulling an Oli Sykes-
Hot scene/emo chick: IM GOING TO SUE YOU. -cries off like the little bitch she is-
by PACMANATTACK July 7, 2009
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Pulling a Steve Jobs

Too blame a failed demonstration on too many wifi hotspots.
06/07/2010 - Apple Developers Conference
Shigeru Miyamoto's translator was Pulling a Steve Jobs when he blamed the poor control response on too many wifi connections while demonstrating Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword at E3.
06/15/2010 - E3
by Daitenzin June 18, 2010
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pulled a seal-pot

Deliberately undermining your own personal abilities on the job to garner a reputation as unreliable, so that your untrustworthiness will preclude you from being giving difficult or significant jobs. The act of self deprication or self sabotage to get gravy jobs at work. Having a motto of why be on the A-team when you can be on the D-team for the same money.This most likely stems from a lack of self confidence or seld worthiness.
Bob purposely put that thrust bearing on backwards, he just pulled a seal-pot
by likwidmuse October 15, 2011
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Pulling a Kris Jenner

Selling somebody else dignity for your personal gain.

Kris was involved in negotiating a deal for the sale and distribution of Kim’s sex tape with then-boyfriend Ray J. —“Everything Jenner does in this world, every decision she makes on her daughters’ behalf, is based on greed and publicity,”
My friend ruined my chances at the bar last night by pulling a Kris Jenner! (Getting Cockblocked by a friend that used your embarrassing story to his advantage.)
by StreetRebel June 30, 2017
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to pull a Jack Bauer

To work for 24 hours straight on something.
"Dammit! Database project for tommorow. I'm gonna have to pull a Jack Bauer to finish it!"
by Solitary May 29, 2007
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Pull a Bobby Brown

Referring to the incident on Celebrity Fit Club, Season 7, The Art of War episode in which after Bobby Brown yells "Game Day", he shits his pants.
-Pulling a Bobby Brown
-Pulled a Bobby Brown
1)OMG I was a second away from pulling a Bobby Brown!
2)Dude just pulled a Bobby Brown while doing sit ups!
3)c'mon, don't pull a Bobby Brown on me
by krl0309 March 9, 2010
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