Friends

Somthing that a middle school boy does not have

girl-We are friends

girl 2 -yeah, but you wouldn't know that

girl3- thats what she said

boy(griffin) - that was my line

by griffensmom December 28, 2021

Family friend

A wealthy married dude that hangs out with your mom and pays her bills and buys you your Christmas presents. Meanwhile, she’s giving him handjobs on days when she is “working late in the city”.

Uncle Alan, our family friend, paid for my tuition.

by SonOfNJchurchwhore December 19, 2023

not boring friends

crazy asian people

omg not boring friends!

by anonymous November 22, 2021

gucci friend

A weirdo probably sucks a lot of dick

You got a Gucci friend

by Shelbert1235 February 11, 2018

Cone of Friends

An unconventional, humorous way of referring to one's social network, representing the various trajectories of relationships that extend through time and space. Each friend within the cone signifies a unique path influenced by shared experiences, interactions, and the time spent together

At his graduation party, John looked around and realized his cone of friends, each representing different stages and experiences of his life, was truly expansive and diverse.

by Phieyl June 29, 2023

Friend Job

When someone gives a blowjob to keep them as a friend.

I know that you don't like me right now, but if I give you a friend job can we still be friends

by Lightsarebright May 26, 2018

ugly single friends

To friends that feel they can’t be loved relationship wise so they often tease about getting together late at night

Ugly1:hey come over tonight it’s boring.
Ugly2: sounds fun what are we going to do?
Ugly1:we could cuddle with movies.
Ugly2:sounds great to me anything else?
Ugly1:I mean if you want we could....
Ugly2:I never do any other time so sure.
Ugly single friends

by Bowling123456789 February 26, 2019