double-first cousin-uncle

Son of their grandparent’s full sibling with the other grandparent’s full sibling.

My double-first cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Double doored

While working for a large automotive company, you forcefully join a coworker in the automatic turnstile door. Shuffling through the process in an erotic baby step dance.

Wow...they double doored on the way out of the building. They'll never be the same.

by Txxxxx11 April 19, 2022

Double thumb gipster

To receive two thumbs up the butthole at the same time. Could happen with or without notice. Can be performed by one or two different people.

Bro, last night Mike and Ryan slipped a double thumb gipster

by Gipppppppo May 11, 2023

Irish Double-Dunk

The erotic act of pouring Irish Guinness into someone’s anus, and then having them perform oral sex.

“Yo, I heard Daniel Irish Double-Dunked Josh last night!”

by Irishdd September 6, 2025

Double Barrel

When you fuck up in a completely and easily avoidable manner

"The patient was injured severely in a chainsaw juggling competition, he really double barreled it this time"

by BigOleDirtyDirty August 1, 2017

Double H

Being high and horny

Hey babe, let's get double h'd

by Mebuddha May 31, 2019

Double Texting Subjects

When someone sends you a text message, changing the subject, before you have the chance to reply to the previous one. By the time you reply to both, your conversation is now more than one topic. It's like talking to 3 or more people, but it's really only one.

"I'm getting a headache from double texting subjects. I can't text to my daughter about one thing at a time. Before I know it, she's texting about 5 different things and it's difficult to keep up with what we're talking about".

by M.C. Jarina May 31, 2015