The Chicken Jockey

Chicken Jockey: A very obscure sex act done after a solemn occasion. This is a form of necrophilia typically done by digging up a rotten course, and dressing yourself in a chicken suit. Beforehand, you must say the obligatory “CHICKEN JOCKEY,” and proceed to have it ride your schlong. This can be done with the help of another person to move said corpse, or through proper positioning and having the corpse lie down on you during the act. Once finished, you carry the nut-filled corpse on your back and run around thrashing into innocent civilians, similar to a chicken jockey.

After everyone left the funeral, Sam couldn’t bear to look at the grave anymore, and dug it up to do the Chicken Jockey.

by The Muntologist July 9, 2025

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Chicken of the sea

The one that swims back to the shore first is the chicken of the sea.

I, Vincent, would always get beat at chicken of the sea by my sister Antoinette, until one day I finally stayed out longer to the point she almost drowned, then I had to piggyback her all the way to the shore.

by The Original Agahnim July 26, 2021

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Chicken Procrastination

When you take chicken out of the freezer but you don’t know what to make, so it sits there for three days.

I took chicken out of the freezer for dinner but I’m having chicken procrastination so I think we’ll get pizza tonight

by The Anticook February 14, 2020

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Chicken Shepard

A German Shepard dog who jumps and runs from the room/area at loud noises or something falling on the opposite side of the room/area. Often with tail tucked and ears back.

German Shepard dogs barking in the yard as a man walks by.

Man abruptly barks loudly back at the dogs. BARK!
(The dogs tuck tail and run inside where their owner is.)
Owner laughs and exclaims "You two are nothing but big ol Chicken Shepards!"

by RubySueDaisyMay February 18, 2023

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